I found a stack of old records that i have absolutely no interest to ever listen to. I decided to reuse them. So I preheated my oven to 300(why ovens are in fareinheit I will never know) then I put the record in there for two minutes.
After taking out the now malleable record I put it in a metal bowl and warped it. After it hardened, I used a marker to get rid of the shame that there was ever a horrible record in my house.